Explanation of what this is

There are hundred's of waiters that call themselves actor's. That guy making your soy frappucino is a musician. You know that because he tell's you almost daily. So from this day forward I will call myself a writer. I may make money on the television and radio but I am choosing to call myself a writer.
From what I can tell in order to call myself a "writer" I need to do one thing.......write

 Ive been blessed to have so many jobs from MTV's Headbangers Ball , WCW Wrestling,NASCAR TV & Radio host, Creator of some of the most succesful nightclubs in L.A mainly the CATHOUSE,3 years on Loveline,Talk Radio Host, reality shows from Daisy of Love, Charm School and the Rock of Love Reunions. Ive seen some of my friends become the biggest rock stars in the world. I have interviewed 1000's of the most unique people from sports and entertainment. Ya the boasting is making me sick too. Ive also lost everything, filed for bankruptcy and had to get a job as a car salesman just to keep the lights on. That is what I do and what I have done but that is not who I am.

One more thing. Kid's or very sensitive folk should not read my blog's just in case I say something a tad risque.

Thursday, May 15, 2014

LIMITED EDITION CATHOUSE SHIRTS




 Ok let me start by telling all of you that this is not going to be another avenue of social media for me. I may look at the stories I have written here and combine everything on one site....Ya maybe. Ya see us that have Mega ADHD come up with a lot of great ideas but sometimes they don't come to fruition. 

  Look at this page. There are some random Riki ramblings here. A story about Dimebag, A few short stories I have written and I'm sure if I would have stayed focused enough to read all the posts I would find things I probably should have deleted. I tend to write some personal stuff and usually post before spellchecking and thinking what the ramifications may be. 

 So lets get to what brought you here To begin if you don't know the story of the Cathouse go read the history on www.cathousehollywood.com

If you go to that site you will see a style of a shirt called "Broken In" These shirts are really cool vintage soft and a real "been there done that" logo. The shirts sell for $40 which is actually a lot less than that style of T sells for...
I wanted to put out a shirt similar that I could even sell cheaper. I found a really cool dark grey shirt. Soft like umm like something that's just really really soft. I dig this shirt and I slapped on one of the "been there done that" distressed logo. My company 
RIKI's PRIVATE RESERVE only printed

10 Small SOLD OUT
20 Medium
20 Large
10 XLarge SOLD OUT
Thats it there ain't no more


So whats going to be the price on these badboys. 
$275.00? No     
$100?....not quite friend.  
$4.oo? ...don't be stoopid 

Because you people are really going to help me get the word out regarding #RikisRide. Because you will watch my LIVE show on tradiov.com May 28th. Because I really really like you. I am selling these shirts first come first serve for ONLY $15.00 
Oh my gawd Riki you are amazing...."Said by nobody"

Here are the simple 10 steps to get your shirt. Please follow these simple instruction. I know somebody will still ask a question.

#1 Decide the size you would like and which one would make you feel so sassy.

#2 Come to terms that these shirts will be shipped PRIORITY MAIL and 5.25 will needed to be added to each shirt.

#3 Know you are shipping only to USA No International orders for this one

#4 Do the math 1 shirt + shipping is only $20.25 . If you buy 2 shirts do not add another 5.25

 #5 PAYPAL Yes you need a PayPal acct. Very easy to get. PayPal the total amount to
   rpr@cathousehollywood.com

# 6 Make sure in the notes portion of the paypal order you put the Size you want

# 7 Feel overjoyed you will get a shirt in a few short days that nobody else has

# 8 Promise to follow @RikiRachtman on twitter and click on his links to photos and video's for   #RikisRide 

# 9 Watch May 28th tradiov.com for #RikisRide "the opening act

#10 Be nice 

Ok order away Watch twitter to see which shirts are sold out...

Thanks everyone
If there isn't this logo It's a stupid piece of crap bootleg made by meth heads that are mean to kittens 
  




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