Explanation of what this is

There are hundred's of waiters that call themselves actor's. That guy making your soy frappucino is a musician. You know that because he tell's you almost daily. So from this day forward I will call myself a writer. I may make money on the television and radio but I am choosing to call myself a writer.
From what I can tell in order to call myself a "writer" I need to do one thing.......write

Ive been blessed to have so many jobs from MTV's Headbangers Ball , WCW Wrestling,NASCAR TV & Radio host, Creator of some of the most succesful nightclubs in L.A mainly the CATHOUSE,3 years on Loveline,Talk Radio Host, reality shows from Daisy of Love, Charm School and the Rock of Love Reunions. Ive seen some of my friends become the biggest rock stars in the world. I have interviewed 1000's of the most unique people from sports and entertainment. Ya the boasting is making me sick too.
Ive also lost everything, filed for bankruptcy and had to get a job as a car salesman just to keep the lights on. That is what I do and what I have done but that is not who I am.

One more thing. Kid's or very sensitive folk should not read my blog's just in case I say something a tad risque.

Thursday, January 6, 2011

A 3yr old bad review & blog will show u who I am

Jan 6 2011. I understand most of you are not familiar with my writing and do not know what to expect with this blog. Will it be my take on NASCAR's crew chief changes or how bitchen (insert band here) was back in the day. The truth is its ramblings of a mind that is all over the place. I speak openly without thinking about the consequence. I found this blog today dated APRIL 2009. It was from a no name writer who is not a Riki fan. I am used to it. I get criticized for my varied musical tastes, I'm not Metal, Why am I on NASCAR. Ive been getting so many slams for decades. Some of them are hilarious.

 I would love to tell you I'm teflon and everything bounces off but sometimes I let the ignorant get to me. Sometimes I lash out in a blog. Here is a review of Daisy of Love before the show even aired. I was emailed this review probably from the writer himslef
Stunningly, the biggest whore on the upcoming Daisy of Love (VH1; Sunday, April 26) probably isn’t titular star Daisy De La Hoya, the rejected cartoon stripper from Season 2 of Rock of Love With Bret Michaels. Nor is it any of the 20 Axe-soaked himbos vying to lavish their affections and/or DNA upon Miss Daisy.

Hell, it’s not even the producers and executives at Vile Horror 1, who keep recycling these reality-dating shows to the point where we’ll actually be disappointed if they don’t make 
Spector of Love when ol’ Phil gets out of jail.

No,  once-upon-a-time Headbangers’ Ball host Riki Rachtman as VH1’s new Alpha ’Ho. He only got his MTV job in the ’90s because he knew Guns N’ Roses’ Axl Rose (he was a rock star, kids), and everything Rachtman has done since then (from Hollywood club owner to NASCAR radio host—yes, NASCAR radio host) has less to do with talent than a limber gag reflex.
The Rachster’s induction to the ’ho new world of Vaginal Hubbub 1 came last year, when he hosted the “reunion” (read: “staged catfight”) special for Rock of Love 2; he then went on to co-host Rock of Love Charm School with Sharon Osbourne, as well as last weekend’s Rock of Love Bus reunion (read: “obviously staged catfight”). Apparently, he’s impressed/serviced someone at VH1 enough to land a sidekick role on Daisy of Love—a Big John to Daisy’s Bret, if you will.
This was my reply remember it was 2009  Why would I  bring this up...Well first of all its written by a critic. Actors act...writers write...musicians play music and if you cant do any of those things you become a critic this was written by this little dweeb named Bill Frost...THis guy writes for a Salt Lake City Internet site. He has been working for a local paper for decades. THATS IT.. Thats all this guy has done. Do you know what the biggest most read item in his entire career is.  MY BLOG. More people will read his name here than anything he has ever written......EVER.....Why would I mention a NO NAME BITCH CRITIC... Only to like the blog says "reintroduce myself" and Bill has brought up a few good points...
Club owner- Yup at a very young age I created the BEST ROCK CLUB IN HISTORY.
The world famous Cathouse. I also ran the Bordello for a while..Both my creation very popular.. The Cathouse to this day sells t shirts world wide and there has been a project to bring the back story of the Cathouse to film for a few months now...
Yes I got the job hosting HEADBANGERS BALL because of the Cathouse and it may have helped that Axl Rose walked into the audition with me...I hosted the Ball for 5 years....
As stated before I am a Nascar freak so I wanted to work in the sport that I have a passion for and I do...Now Im doing these shows that VH1 has asked me to do...Do you know why I do them #1 Its fun I really have a blast doing them # 2 I get paid for having fun...Of course Billy would rather stay in Salt Lake writing for his internet fanzine. He would never want to do any of these jobs right.....
Heres the capper and a message that I want to convey to all those that talk shit...
I won...I won do you know why I won..... I have a lot of jobs that I really enjoy doing...I cant wait to go to work...Oh yeah. I get  money for all my jobs.
Perhaps this nerd really wants to be a writer in Salt Lake City as he has been for over a decade. If thats his goal congrats to you missy.
Not only am I having fun. There are new avenues opening up for me to try new things I have not had the chance to do. Like writing, producing doing something nobody would ever expect me to do...
Its like this.I get paid for doing what I love I'll give you an example
Lets say somebody offered Bill a job sucking dick...How happy he would be. Getting paid for something he loves to do and probably does for free,

Ouch that was kind of harsh Riki. So nice to know that the Riki of 2011 is so different than the Riki of 2009. Ok welcome to my blog please follow it and spread the word.
Chick o sticks for all 

22 Things I will do in 2011

Well RACPAC I have finally completed my list of 22 things I will do in 2011.

 If your still having trouble coming up with your own here are a few guidelines that seem to help I urge you to post your list in the comment section of this blog so you know it is always here. I may update the status of my list every month or so. I really am stoked some of you are into this and because of your comments and the  fear of coming off like a total hypocrite  I now have even more incentive to fulfill my 22 list. What  about the mysticism of number 22. Cmon you know I don’t buy that Hippie crap. If your still having trouble coming up with your own here are a few guidelines that seem to help 
It is important to include several no-brainer fun things. Make Pancakes,Play guitar hero,go to a movie alone, watch a foreign film. Most important  is to
Be specific !!!! 
Example : I want to find true love......First of all you cant go find it  and usually what you thought was true love wasn’t in the first place. too vague. You could put  go out on five dates. / 
PLay guitar 7 hours a week. I would change that one as well. What if you cant play one week or only manage 5 hours. Dont set yourself up for possibly making a mistake. I  would put play guitar 1000 hours in 2011 and just mark off the hours.  I didn’t put  run 20 miles a week, sometimes I run more what if Im riding across the country and dont run for two weeks. I didn’t want to look at that list and make an asterisk by a certain week. I put run 611 miles  that way I will check them off as I go.  I would stay away from putting tasks that are beyond your control. I’m all for positive thinking but as I’ve said before I don’t fall for that “Secret” stuff.  I would like another TV show, I would like to be working in NASCAR next year on TV. I put on my list  pitch a show create, new ideas  and put the tools and tasks  it would take to achieve those goals on the list. It is also important to make a list that you realistically will complete... 

So heres mine and feel free to post yours in the comment section